I've never met Berton Averre, but we were e-troduced by our mutual friend (and Texas native!) Rob Meurer, with whom he's co-written some cool musical theater works. Berton was also an original member of The Knack and he co-wrote "My Sharona." 'Nuff said. Berton has become a devoted follower of this blog, and he's a fellow music hound who has turned me on to some great tunes. So I invited him to use "Sublime" as a vehicle for his musings. He delivered. Big time. Check out his breakdown of a '60s pop classic.
To say I am a fan of '60s music is an understatement along the lines of "The Grand Canyon is colorful,"or "Michelle Bachman's arguments lack subtlety." (Although I do admire many of her guitar parts on the Guess Who songs.) With every passing year the glorious, one-in-a-billion explosion of pop music us old fogies were blessed to have grown up with is put into sharper contradistinction by the uninspiring (not to say "limp-dick") music scene that the luckless teens of today are being forced to swallow.
Rather than prove this by citing the countless heroes of our era (Beatles/Dylan/Hendrix ad infinitum), the likes of which exist nowhere on the current musical landscape, I will illustrate this woeful comparison instead with a couple of names that would probably not even show up on anyone's' 60s depth chart: we're talking 6th round draft picks, at best. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Lugee Sacco and Twyla Herbert.
Lou Christie's given name was Lugee Sacco (and if the kids in his neighborhood didn't call him "Loogie" they were really missing a bet). He is best remembered for his falsetto, which rivaled those of Frankie Valli and Brian Wilson. He would sing the verses in his pleasant, somewhat cajoling baritone, and soar into his oboe-like head voice for the choruses, to great effect. Surrounding his voice (or singing terrific counterparts to it) were his ever-present cohorts, The Tammys, for my money the best singing Girl Group of them all. His songwriting partner was one Twyla Herbert, a concert pianist of Gypsy extraction, and, no, I'm not making that up. Their songs were always entertaining, and at times astonishingly accomplished in a sneaky, still-sounds-like-a-teen-pop-record kind of way. Their magnum opus was "Lightnin' Strikes."
If you're anywhere near my age you know the song (from 1965). Huge hit, undeniable, right-out-of-the-shrink-wrap smash. But if you peel back the onion layers, and study this record analytically, you'll find not just a great record, but in its own inimitable way a work of genius. Genius? Lou Christie? Yes, if only for two-and-a-half minutes. Check it out.
First there's The Big Idea. Every good song, like every good movie, book, etc., has a Big Idea. The Big Idea for "Eleanor Rigby" is, roughly, "Most people lead lives of quiet desperation." The Big Idea for "Angel of the Morning" is "I'm a modern girl, so no guilt trip after you sleep with me." (Come to think of it, that song is pretty close to genius in its own right.) But The Big Idea of "Lightnin' Strikes" is the classic male chauvinist have-your-cake-and-eat-it-too: "It's okay for me to fool around, 'cause I'm a guy, but I still want you there, baby, for the other stuff." In other words, the character singing the song is, not to put too fine a point on it, a total dick. But his appeal is so consistent, so audacious, so delightfully stocked to the gills with bullshit, that he wins us over! For two-and-a-half minutes, anyway.
Musically speaking there are four stages to the song, and, like a great piece of musical theatre, they adhere to and support the four different emotional stages of Lou's plea. Stage one is the Hard Guy. The opening music is tough; it's edgy, dark even. And Lou the Dick is laying down the law: Listen to me, baby, you gotta understand: you're old enough to know the makings of a man. Well, we already know where this is going, right? To remove any doubt, the third and fourth lines of the song: Listen to me, baby, it's hard to settle down: am I asking too much for you to stick around? Could it be clearer? When was the last time you heard a pop song with such a singular idea expressed so concisely and energetically? It's taken Lou and Twyla four lines to accomplish what most modern songs don't in their entirety. But this is just the beginning. Because now we move on to Stage Two.
In Stage Two the music alters, becomes melodious, almost pastoral (remember this). Because Lou the Dick, now that he's laid down the law, is shifting into his soft sell.
Every boy wants a girl he can trust to the very end [apparently not as burning a desire for every girl]: Baby that's you, won't you wait? BUT til then... Isn't that classic? He's sweet talking her, putting his groovy plan (i.e. he cheats and she waits for him to stop cheating) in the best possible light, and with a well-timed "but" goes right back into his apologia. And that pushes Twyla and Lou (and us) into Stage Three.
Stage Three is what I call the run-up. It ramps up the action, it feels like an acceleration: in an action movie it would be the soundtrack that sets up the first alien laser blast. And in Lou's delivery (and Twyla's accompaniment), it feels very much like dark forces are afoot. When I see her lips waiting to be kissed [and the Greek Chorus, The Tammys, warn] Stop!, and Lou wails I can't stop! [Tammys] Stop! [Lou] I can't stop myself!, and the music marches inexorably into the big, dramatic payoff of a hook, as Lou is joined by the Greek Chorus in a symphony of high, squeaky voices, otherwise known as Stage Four: LIGHTNING'S STRIKING AGAI-AIN.
Do you get it? It's the ultimate bullshit denial of responsibility: "It's not me! It's nature! It's 'lightning'!" Boys and girls, this is genius at work. And as we examine the second verse/chorus, we'll see that Lou and Twyla, like all great craftspersons, stick to the plan, continue doing their work.
STAGE ONE (HARD GUY)
NATURE'S TAKING OVER MY ONE TRACK MIND
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, YOU'RE IN MY HEART ALL THE TIME
[Love the "believe it or not": what a schmuck]
OTHER GIRLS ARE SAYING THAT YOU'LL END UP A FOOL
FOR THE TIME BEING, BABY, LIVE BY MY RULES
STAGE TWO (SOFT SELL)
WHEN I SETTLE DOWN I WANT ONE BA-BY ON MY MIND
[nobody sang the word "baby" like Lugee]
FORGIVE AND FORGET AND I'LL MAKE UP FOR ALL LOST TIME
STAGE THREE (DRAMATIC RUN-UP)
IF SHE'S PUT TOGETHER FINE AND SHE'S READING MY MIND
[STOP!] I CAN'T STOP! [STOP!] I CAN'T STOP MYSELF!
STAGE FOUR (MONEY SHOT)
LIGHTNING'S STRIKING AGAIN
[and to remove all doubt of his prickiness and audacity]
LIGHTNING'S STRIKING AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
Right? "It's not me, it's Nature. Whoops, there goes Nature again! Oh, and Nature with that girl, and Nature with that girl..."
At which point the instrumental eight takes over, giving us a chance to give a big nod to Charlie Calello, who arranged and conducted this and so many other great records. Of special note is the weird baritone guitar lead. (In a side note, as best as I've been able to figure over the years, the syllables the Tammys are crooning in this section are "Bup-py ah oooo.") Lou, savvy as ever, realizes that he's still got some selling to do, so we jump back to Stage Two, the Soft Sell. And he pulls out the big guns.
THERE'S A CHAPEL IN THE PINES [remember the pastoral music?]
WAITING FOR US AROUND THE BEND
PICTURE IN YOUR MIND [Tammys join him for this appeal, a la bridesmaids]
LOVE FOREVER [but he can't help himself] BUT TIL THEN
IF SHE GIVES ME A SIGN THAT SHE WANTS TO MAKE TIME
[about as close to saying "I can lay her" as you could get in those days]
[STOP!] I CAN'T STOP [STOP!] etc.
Were Lou and Twyla out to change the world when they wrote and recorded this song? Were they thinking about posterity? Would they have imagined in their wildest dreams that some dweeb almost a half-century later would be studying their text like it was Shakespeare? Of course not. They were trying to have a hit on teen radio. But the craft they employed to achieve this aim; the expertise, the equal parts inspiration and sweat (and for God's sake let's not forget "fun"): it was craft at a level that is unknown today, not just in "pop" circles, but also in the work of any of those artists of more hip-appropriate stances. Put simply, they were better at what they did. Now, let's take another look at our imagined '60s depth chart, and scroll down it until we get to Lou Christie. I rest my case.
Berton, you crack me up! I have heard this song before but a little before my time so I did not get a chance to memorize the words like I did when I was 13 with your first album (and by the way I have been listening again constantly - too good!). You have to write a Knack biography! Thanks and keep these coming.
Posted by: Janet | September 27, 2011 at 07:45 PM
Hi there - how can I contact you regarding Grand Rights for My Sharona? It is for community theatre;) Thanks in advance!
Posted by: Lisa Flannagan | January 12, 2013 at 05:48 PM