OK, so this song (from the 1978 album "Blue Valentine") isn't exactly a Christmas carol, but it is Christmas themed. It's vintage barfly Waits: the story of a guy reading a holiday card from a former flame in which she reminisces about the good times they used to have. My favorite line: I still have that record / by Little Anthony and the Imperials / But someone stole my record player / How do you like that? When Waits would perform this live, after the mention of Little Anthony he'd break into a few lines from "Going Out of My Head." I watched Waits perform the song on "Austin City Limits" right around the time this album was released, and I recently discovered that amazing performance has been released as an import on DVD and vinyl (titled "Romeo Bleeding," available through Amazon). On that version he bookends "Christmas Card" with a few bars of "Silent Night." But here you'll have to settle for the original album version.
Bartender, I'll have another egg nog...with a double shot of bourbon.
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